SomL-My far-reaching influence

Hey wait a sec, I'm not even in this one! I:<
So, this is based on a story one of my (very few) guy friends told me like forever ago. Apparently he and his girlfriend were having an actual serious fight, and her insecurities as a girlfriend came up, and since she knew he used to have a crush on me she went all "You could've had [my name] instead of me!" and my guy friend really had to stop himself from laughing. They're all okay now, so it's all good, but I was just thinking about it randomly and went like "That's actually pretty funny, and I wanna draw it!"
They make a cute couple~