KNDoodle-Pickup Lines

This came out pretty badly, but I loved the concept so I guess I have to deal. XP
So basically I was looking at [link] and [link] (you've GOT to read the second one! XD) and that made me think of those pickup line comebacks, so I looked some of 'em up and they were pretty great, so I was like 'What if some idiot was hitting on Abby?' and then that turned into 'What would Abby say if some moron was hitting on her?', which morphed to 'What would be Hoagie's response if he saw Abby slamming some guy with a pickup line comeback?' and then this happened. Hoagie's like the king of bad pickup lines, so of course he'd know quite a few, and of course he'd get all hyped up about Abby's responses. XD

2: Oh, what about a plain one like "Have I seen you somewhere?"
5: "Yeah, and that's why Abby doesn't go there anymore".
2: You are brutal! XD